Phoenix's Nest

bellamariette:

firebreathingdragonyoukai:

causticantilogy:

Wow, would you look at that.  It’s a family watching a nice movie.  Nothing weird about that, right?

Wrong.

The Williamson family wanted to take a picture of themselves enjoying their new TV.  Turned out this photo of them would be the last one ever taken.  The entire family was found dead the next morning.  Don’t believe me?  Look in the upper-left corner of the photo.  Do you see it?  That’s the thing that murdered the Williamson family.

It tore off the skin of each of its victims and left a trumpet in their hands.  When their bodies were found by the police the next morning, the words “doot doot” were found scrawled in blood on the TV and all over the walls.

Tonight this menace will come for you too unless you reblog this within the next ten minutes. 

THIS IS NOT FAKE!!!  Reblog this.  Stay safe.  And if you hear a faint “doot doot”, there’s no point in running.   Because there’s nothing you can do to escape it.

Again, NOT RISKING IT!

#DOOT DOOT MOTHERFUCKAAAAAAAAAS

(Source: celeryludenberg, via 70lbstothin)

veganbaby:

Hey guys!

I recently hit 500 followers.  I was thinking of ways to show how grateful I am for each and every one of you and I thought it would be cute to do a little giveaway.  It’s a vegan starter-kit themed giveaway (although you don’t have to be a vegan to enter!).

The winner will receive:

• my 5 favorite Luna bars
• my 5 favorite Lara bars
• a nut milk bag with instructions on how to make your own almond milk or other types of nut milk
• a mix CD with my favorite work out songs (decorated by me, of course!).  I’m currently into remixes of indie pop for pump-up music :)

So yeah! Nothing huge, but I love you guys so much that I wanted to say thank you.

To enter, just reblog this once and I’ll randomly choose one person on August 18th at midnight.  You have to be following me to enter!  Good luck!

(via 70lbstothin)

verysharpteeth:

riceporridge:

gunnersaurusrex:

umiamano:

buspirona:

A cop. This is a cop from Zaragoza, Spain.

Fuck.

No, he’s not a stripper.

Fuck.

WELL

moving to Spain lol bye

Reblogging again because this is a REALLY hot cop.

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boondockshay22:

onamelancholyhill:

HELL YEAH!

@wwwbigbaldhead , see you are a bigger deal than a fake ass holiday ;) BOOOOOOM xxxxxxxxxx 

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verysharpteeth:

larrysgirl:

verysharpteeth:

thewinchesterswagger:

Norman admits that he’s “a big wuss”. [x]

I love him with the light of a thousand suns. I could not love him more if I tried.

Totally love the answer he gives her in regard to working with Jennifer Love Hewitt..lol!

He’s this sort of rare mix of punk and dork. He’s cool, but he doesn’t care enough to be pretentious about it.

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Follow this blog, you’ll love it on your dashboard!

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mofuego:

I’m 100% sure I’ve posted this before, and I don’t care…I’M POSTING IT AGAIN :)